Tech Tones
Officially unofficial. Loudly imaginary.
A fictitious band started by one kid — so good that famous people (allegedly) lined up to join.
Band lore
Started by Ryker. Joined by everyone.
DJ Ryker started Tech Tones in a living room. The music was so good that everybody else wanted in: a robot DJ, a professional football player, and both members of Daft Punk. This is the official imaginary website of that absolutely true story (it is not true).
Hometown: Somewhere between the couch and the kitchen. Est. 2024. Lineup includes a founder kid, a robot DJ, a football star, and both halves of Daft Punk — all make-believe, all committed to the bit.
- Imaginary Dance
- Living-Room Disco
- Snack-Core
Featured tracks
Songs currently stuck in our heads
Placeholder tones for now — drop real audio in public/audio/ and update the matching song file.
Hello World Tour
404 Feelings Not Found
Infinite Loop of Awesome